Wolf is finally living his dream of returning to the country. While I cannot claim that I dislike rural living, I can insist on retaining certain traits I was brought up with, while denouncing certain others that I have witnessed of the local populace.
Now that I'm a country girl...
- I will do my damnedest not to take it to heart when my good grammar and syntax offends my neighbours (I am not pompous, my mother was an English major.)
- I will burn some of my garbage, occasionally - not all of it, all the time.
- You will never hear me state that I've had 3 bottles of wine, then watch as I get into my 4X4 to drive my friend home.
- I will not use the verb douche when referring to tidying up my home.
I will be adding to this list as situations present themselves.