I was asked what my interest was in the paint dept as I couldn't be pictured to (ever) have had a paint brush in hand. When I replied, citing my year of experience painting in a new-home construction setting, I was asked "was that before or after modelling paint products."
I saw a shrink-wrapped yard-man trying to look nonchalant when I unexpectedly interrupted their fun-time.
I had a brilliant discussion on spirituality and personal growth.
I said "SILENCE! I kill you!" into a speaker phone during business hours.
I helped a few people, by.my.self!!!, and learned so much more!
So, I will concede that this is not the job from hell, therefore I will not kill myself just yet. I will update after this coming shift, wherein I will spend the last 3 hours of the day completely alone in my department, armed only with far-too-little-knowledge and a list of phone numbers that I can call "If (I) need anything at all..."